I enjoyed the family friendly atmosphere of Cracker Barrel. The cotton gin they used as an ice bucket for glass bottle sugarcane sodas was great. I liked the old plantation photos on the walls. I loved seeing good families enjoy massa's rocking chairs on the front porch. But this...I don't know. I think if they remove the noose that you tug on to summon wait staff, I might just have to stop going. It was bad enough when they started selling YANKEE candles in the general store.