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submitted 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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This is not a drill. The woke mob has taken Cracker Barrel.

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[-] Chana@hexbear.net 56 points 4 months ago

I think, "I gave my life to Christ in a Cracker Barrel parking lot" is very funny.

[-] AntiOutsideAktion@hexbear.net 22 points 4 months ago

panting

[-] NinaPasadena@hexbear.net 21 points 4 months ago

It really does sound so thirsty when they say shit like that.

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 18 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I've accepted Jesus inside me in a Dave & Buster's bathroom

[-] Chana@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

I have felt the power of the lord behind a Denny's

[-] grendahlgrendahlgen@hexbear.net 10 points 4 months ago

I knelt before my Lord next to the salad bar at Fuddruckers

[-] NinaPasadena@hexbear.net 8 points 4 months ago

I first received the Lord's flesh at the golden corral buffet

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 11 points 4 months ago

I devoted my life to the study of the scripture, humility, abstinence and took a vow of poverty for 30 minutes in the parking lot of a Cracker Barrel

[-] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 6 points 4 months ago

They paved paradise so I could give my life to Christ in a Cracker Barrel Parking lot

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