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submitted 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) by Dirt_Owl@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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They smelled like beans and mushrooms and when I shook their hand they gave me a small rat and told me it was "one for the road".

They had green skin like a goblin and had a shirt that said "Xi is my god".

I didn't feel safe. Be careful out there, and lock your doors too because I hear they steal your passive income.

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[-] Tastysnack@hexbear.net 31 points 1 year ago

I actually have a pocket full of rats looking for side kicks and I help them find plucky humans to take under their wing.

This was me. You met me.

[-] LemonGrease@hexbear.net 22 points 1 year ago

[-] Tastysnack@hexbear.net 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Aaaaaa nooo I don't want my pre-transition life knowwwwnnnnn bocchi-cry

[-] LemonGrease@hexbear.net 13 points 1 year ago

Oh no. I am so sorry comrat

[-] Tastysnack@hexbear.net 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

The people will know of my bloody struggle 💪

[-] Pandantic@midwest.social 15 points 1 year ago

Can we meet? I need another rat to help me think of ways to takeover the world.

[-] Tastysnack@hexbear.net 15 points 1 year ago

rat-salute

The humans had their chance muhahahaha

[-] Pandantic@midwest.social 13 points 1 year ago

I for one accept our rat overlords. I’m just saying, I can be of use!!

[-] Tastysnack@hexbear.net 12 points 1 year ago

You will be spared 🫂

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