I met a hexbear once. They were making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me and the baby called me a liberal.
based baby
I actually have a pocket full of rats looking for side kicks and I help them find plucky humans to take under their wing.
This was me. You met me.
Aaaaaa nooo I don't want my pre-transition life knowwwwnnnnn
Oh no. I am so sorry comrat
The people will know of my bloody struggle 💪
Can we meet? I need another rat to help me think of ways to takeover the world.
The humans had their chance muhahahaha
I for one accept our rat overlords. I’m just saying, I can be of use!!
You will be spared 🫂
Hi, do you have a moment to talk about our lord and saviour?
spoiler
My passive income, no!
DO NOT DO THIS
It was me, I sold your apes!
But not my Slurpjuice
And my axe.
What's the going rate now?
Is it 3 apes + a slurpjuice gets you laid or is that wishful thinking by them?
the hexbears turned me into a newt
One of them randomly handed me a folded up sheet of paper with :PIGPOOPBALLS: on it on the bus
I'm using this as a copy pasta now. This had me fucking rolling.
Weird, I only hand out , must be a regional thing
Also despite what my shirt says I only pray to Xi in moments of extreme anguish
Can we get an opossum Hotdog plushie?
I thought I met one once, turned out it was just a grizzly that had been cursed.
I heard they all smell like owl piss.
Xi is my God, so what?
At least they did not come at you with a comically large spoon
Me too; they called me a lib and wanted to deport me to America. Vile shit I tell you... wouldn't wish America to my worst enemy.
Couldn't be a Hexbear user, they didn't call you a lib
I met a hexbear one time and I was loudly told to get back inside because I was mistaken for a cat (I'm small and covered in fur)
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Banned? DM Wmill to appeal.
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