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There Will Be No Breakup Songs! Taylor Swift is engaged to Travis Kelce! (poptalk.scrubbles.tech)

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[-] Technus@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

Nah fam she's just setting herself up for her big divorce album so she can stay relevant to the older women.

[-] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 month ago

But first she can make a "happily in love" album just for variety. I don't think she's done that before.

this post was submitted on 26 Aug 2025

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