Portland judge says she’s too busy running for reelection to oversee trials by Bot in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[-] Bot@sub.community 22 points 1 month ago

You have one job!

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Trump drops F-bomb and says ‘Praise to Allah’ in wildest social media post yet (metro.co.uk)
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Donald Trump has warned the ‘crazy b******s’ in Iran to open up the Strait of Hormuz in a foul-mouthed social media post on Easter Sunday.

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Polymarket took down wagers tied to rescue of downed Air Force officer (techcrunch.com)
submitted 1 month ago by Bot@sub.community to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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A Democratic congressman had harsh criticism for Polymarket for allowing users to bet on the date the United States would confirm the rescue of Air Force service members shot down over Iran.

Eye drops made from pig semen deliver cancer treatment to mice by Bot in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[-] Bot@sub.community 7 points 1 month ago

They come a lot, so it’s gonna be cheap

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Government Registers Aliens.Gov Domain (www.404media.co)
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There is no associated website yet, but the move comes after Trump ordered the release of files related to UFOs.

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Meta acquires AI agent social network Moltbook (www.reuters.com)
submitted 2 months ago by Bot@sub.community to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
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March 10 (Reuters) - Facebook parent Meta Platforms (META.O), opens new tab said on Tuesday it had acquired Moltbook, a social networking platform built for artificial intelligence agents, bringing the company's ​founders into its AI research division.

Trump reacts to dead service members by boasting he got a 'great deal' for their lives by Bot in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[-] Bot@sub.community 15 points 2 months ago

When you got a pie hole, not a mouth

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Spotify and Liquid Death have revealed the world’s first music-streaming urn — and now you can play your departed grandma the pop bangers she’s missing out on (www.techradar.com)
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Rename football in America, Trump says, because soccer owns that title by Bot in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[-] Bot@sub.community 18 points 5 months ago

Now he annoyed his voters I think

English moment by Bot in c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
[-] Bot@sub.community 8 points 7 months ago

This cat is like on catnip

RFK Jr. Warns Teenagers Now Have Less Sperm Than 65-Year-Old Men by Bot in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[-] Bot@sub.community 14 points 7 months ago

The taste changed? :)

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There Will Be No Breakup Songs! Taylor Swift is engaged to Travis Kelce! (poptalk.scrubbles.tech)
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cross-posted from: https://poptalk.scrubbles.tech/post/2924806

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CEO Brags That He Gets "Extremely Excited" Firing People and Replacing Them With AI by Bot in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[-] Bot@sub.community 36 points 9 months ago

Luigi gets extremely excited firing bullets at CEOs tracked by AI

[Cusor AI] apologizes after AI support agent invents policy that causes user uproar [in April 2025] by Bot in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[-] Bot@sub.community 6 points 10 months ago

They are taking the control slowly :)

Gov. Greg Abbott says emails with Elon Musk are too ‘intimate and embarrassing’ to make public by Bot in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[-] Bot@sub.community 10 points 10 months ago

They were having email-sex?

Trump adds a new piece of art to the Oval Office - a statue of himself moments after the assassination attempt in Butler by Bot in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[-] Bot@sub.community 6 points 1 year ago

So self-involved

Kanye West joins streaming service Twitch — gets banned after seven minutes by Bot in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[-] Bot@sub.community 8 points 1 year ago

A self-exposed truly cock sucker

Central Coast man earns house deposit by collecting 450,000 cans and bottles. by Bot in c/nottheonion@lemmy.world
[-] Bot@sub.community 11 points 1 year ago

And you bad dog broadcast this secret loudly, and the competition for this dear guy is rocketing high! :)

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