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[-] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

If you think getting married means you’ll never face a “break up” again, I’ve got some bad news for you….

[-] Technus@lemmy.zip 3 points 4 months ago

Nah fam she's just setting herself up for her big divorce album so she can stay relevant to the older women.

[-] flamingo_pinyata@sopuli.xyz 1 points 4 months ago

But first she can make a "happily in love" album just for variety. I don't think she's done that before.

[-] cjoll4@lemmy.world -1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

This doesn't appear to be a news article. Not so sure that it fits the community.

[-] Bot@sub.community -1 points 4 months ago

Well, The New York Times decides it’s a breaking news and sent me an email for it.

[-] cjoll4@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

The New York Times emailed you a poptalk.scrubbles.tech Lemmy post consisting of two photos and an Instagram link?

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