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[-] mitch@piefed.mitch.science 85 points 3 months ago

if you ask me, mushrooms are a bullshit double standard. THEY get to show their genitals to passing hikers in the state park, but when I do it, suddenly everyone gets real prudish? What’s THAT about?

[-] four@lemmy.zip 33 points 3 months ago

I don't want my genitals cut off and eaten, don't know about you

[-] wolframhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 32 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

If you don't want people to eat your genitals, have you considered filling them with deadly alkaloids and neurotoxins? Alternatively, just make your genitals look deeply diseased and likely to kill anyone who breathes near them? These methods seem to work pretty well for most mushrooms.

If you're absolutely determined to make sure that no one eats your genitals, and you don't want to learn from the mushrooms, I would recommend registering as a Republican (or your local fascist party, as the case may be)

[-] mitch@piefed.mitch.science 8 points 3 months ago

My problem is that I only want striped tree squirrels to munch on my junk. Any suggestions?

[-] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 0 points 3 months ago

lol as if there aren't enough brainwashed fucking braindead females for conservative ideology...

[-] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 3 months ago

Using the term females like that is kind of telling on yourself mate.

[-] MotoAsh@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Nah, only to weirdos more interested in projecting social stigmas more than communicating... I would've said "males" if talking about males, too.

This is a post specifically talking about genitals and getting some. OFC I'm going to use the terms for the sexes and not genders. Especially because we're talking about Republicans, where only the extremely misguided have a disconnect beteween their sex and gender.

[-] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 3 months ago

have you tried laying down and covering your body in dirt?

[-] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 3 months ago

Wait til you learn about flowers...

[-] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 months ago

My good person, its just hoomans vs the rest. You not human? Show them genitals. You human? You gonna need a specific type of park to have dem genitals out.

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