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Incompetent Assassin Misses Largest Head On Planet
(thehardtimes.net)
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this post was submitted on 10 Sep 2025
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Watched it? Shit I fuckin downloaded it.
Edit: agreed with those medical professionals. He would've been dead in less than 2-3 minutes even with the best surgical team in the country. That shit was like Tarantino levels of blood.