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Incompetent Assassin Misses Largest Head On Planet (thehardtimes.net)
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The attempted assassination of conservative activist Charlie Kirk is drawing condemnation across the board for the shooter's inability to hit a giant target.

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[-] tio_bira@lemmy.world 14 points 21 hours ago

Nah, i think it's the smalllest face on the planet, it gives the wrong impression

[-] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 4 points 17 hours ago

He couldn't aim for the face. The face was too small! So he aimed for something else.

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