690

Incompetent Assassin Misses Largest Head On Planet (thehardtimes.net)

submitted 1 day ago by TxzK@lemmy.zip to c/theonion@midwest.social

63 comments fedilink hide all child comments

The attempted assassination of conservative activist Charlie Kirk is drawing condemnation across the board for the shooter's inability to hit a giant target.

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[-] ArmchairAce1944@discuss.online 4 points 17 hours ago

He couldn't aim for the face. The face was too small! So he aimed for something else.

permalink
fedilink
source
parent

this post was submitted on 10 Sep 2025

690 points (98.9% liked)

The Onion

6623 readers

1267 users here now

The Onion

A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.

Great Satire Writing:

The Onion
Clickhole
McSweeney's
Reductress
The Chaser
The Hard Times
- The Hard Drive
The Needling
Tattletale Times
The Beaverton

founded 3 years ago

MODERATORS

seahorse@midwest.social

pbrisgreat@midwest.social