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Fearful Americans Stockpiling Facts Before Federal Government Comes To Take Them Away (theonion.com)

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[-] iamericandre@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Stockpiling late night tv show hosts

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 1 week ago

get ready to pirate disney+ movies or shows.

[-] Smith6612@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

The overly restrictive DRM preventing you from getting above 720p video on a streaming service that you pay for is generally reason enough alone to pirate.

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

They can keep Jay Leno.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 1 points 1 week ago

i heard he became super wierd lately.

[-] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 week ago

He was always super weird. Remember when he spent months making jokes about Monica Lewinsky as if she was the problem with that interaction?

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