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Anon is exploited (sh.itjust.works)
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[-] echodot@feddit.uk 32 points 3 weeks ago

Ok but I don't want to have to eat any rich people. Frankly that sounds disgusting.

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 49 points 3 weeks ago

Okay you can feed them to your pet, but cook them thoroughly first, you ~~don't know~~ suspect where they've been.

[-] echodot@feddit.uk 17 points 3 weeks ago

Not Elon Musk though, I know where he's been.

[-] GandalftheBlack@feddit.org 14 points 3 weeks ago

I would feed him to the crows instead, but I suspect they'd rather leave him to the maggots.

[-] CucumberFetish@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 3 weeks ago

I wouldn't want my local crows to OD on ketamine

[-] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 weeks ago

Oh he's definitely spoilt rotten and inedible

[-] athatet@lemmy.zip 6 points 3 weeks ago

I don’t really even care how gross it is at this point, I want my bite.

this post was submitted on 22 Sep 2025
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