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submitted 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) by yucandu@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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No squirrels were harmed and I worshed my hands after.

EDIT: Also I feed the squirrels, we're chill, that's why this one was so comfortable having his back turned to the gate. He just got a little too greedy.

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[-] lmuel@sopuli.xyz 11 points 6 days ago

You did what with your hand?

[-] Ste41th@lemmy.ml 13 points 6 days ago

He worshed them

[-] yucandu@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

I worshed it.

[-] LOLseas@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago

I read this in an Roy D. Mercer voice. Look up his US Navy Recruiter prank call on Yewtu.be it's hilarious.

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