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[-] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 38 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Life is too short not to have a good vibrator, no matter what bits you have or what bits you are attracted to, doesn't matter.

[-] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 10 points 2 months ago

Excellent prank tool, if nothing else. “Honey, I swear I wasn’t railing scores of whores. I have no idea where the vibrator came from! Please don’t leave, I’ll do anything. Please, I’ve been working so hard to keep us afloat, and we do date night every other night and I love you and the kids. You started smiling again, Jimmy isn’t setting fires anymore, and Alissa is going to graduate soon. Please, just don’t go!”

Ha, classic

[-] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 months ago

"Do you know how many more of my divorced wives would speak ill of me if it wasn't for that good quality vibrator?!"

[-] minorkeys@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

That's ridiculous. It absolutely matters.

[-] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 months ago
[-] minorkeys@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

I did, that's how I know.

this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2025
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