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this post was submitted on 03 Oct 2025
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Life is too short not to have a good vibrator, no matter what bits you have or what bits you are attracted to, doesn't matter.
Excellent prank tool, if nothing else. “Honey, I swear I wasn’t railing scores of whores. I have no idea where the vibrator came from! Please don’t leave, I’ll do anything. Please, I’ve been working so hard to keep us afloat, and we do date night every other night and I love you and the kids. You started smiling again, Jimmy isn’t setting fires anymore, and Alissa is going to graduate soon. Please, just don’t go!”
Ha, classic
"Do you know how many more of my divorced wives would speak ill of me if it wasn't for that good quality vibrator?!"
That's ridiculous. It absolutely matters.
Prove it!
I did, that's how I know.