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The same reactionary wingnuts who used to fret a lot about hormones and sports have abruptly pivoted. Not long ago, figures like Peter Thiel and Donald Trump Jr. were hell-bent on keeping testosterone, the elixir of their gods, in its gendered lane. Now they want athletes of all sexes to surge with male hormones. They’ve become pro-doping.

Thus the Enhanced Games (yep, that’s the name), nominally a steroids-addled sports event but in fact a eugenics experiment venture-capitalized with max virility by Thiel and Don Jr.. For extra manly pow, the event’s CEO is Aron D’Souza, a Thiel pal who spearheaded Thiel’s crusade against Gawker Media for the crime of press freedoms.

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[-] TheJesusaurus@sh.itjust.works 29 points 1 week ago

Why is real life so fucking stupid right now

[-] hperrin@lemmy.ca 16 points 1 week ago

Because the Supreme Court decided to allow unlimited dark money in politics with Citizens United.

[-] Ooops@feddit.org 10 points 1 week ago

Because you can't rule earth with just a few handful of ultra-rich overlords without making the masses totally dumb and easily manipulated first...

[-] chiocciola@lemmy.cafe 5 points 1 week ago

My guess is that we died during Covid and this is some kind of hell. Even though things were bad before 2020, I feel that the last five years has just been one bad thing beating the last bad thing

[-] adespoton@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 week ago

It makes me think back to episodes of Lost and think “that’s so much more plausible than current reality.”

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Because Biff Tannen time-travelled from 1985 to 1955 to give himself a sports almanac that let him amass a huge fortune on sports betting, which he used to take over the country.

[-] TheJesusaurus@sh.itjust.works 0 points 1 week ago
[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

The good news is that all you have to do to fix this is make out with your mom.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago
[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Listen, I don’t make the rules. Just get to second base with your mom and we can all go home.

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I'm just an innocent bystander here, but I specifically remember the last time these two were in 1955, the kid had to run from his mom, and I'm pretty sure the crazy scientist was drunk the whole time, at the very least.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

If the scientist is neither crazy nor drunk, can they truly be said to be a scientist?

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

TIL I may actually be a scientist......

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 0 points 1 week ago

would you stop suggesting making out with my mom i'm starting to think you have some kind of octopus complex

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Prove to me it wouldn’t help.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I would need a shovel for that

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