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idk kinda funny quote

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[-] LeninWalksTheEarth@hexbear.net 77 points 1 week ago

'Well wait a minute, am I watching things on television that are different from what's happening?

they are literally controlling him with a TV. God knows what he is watching too, some fake version of Fox News to make things look even worse

[-] renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 1 week ago

Don't forget this classic: "In Springfield, they're eating the dogs, the people that came in, they're eating the cats. They're eating, they’re eating the pets of the people that live there. And this is what's happening in our country, and it's a shame.

[-] Rey_McSriff@hexbear.net 26 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

He's in a more evil version of those retirement homes where they trap senior citizens with fake bus stops

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