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idk kinda funny quote

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[-] Horse@lemmygrad.ml 80 points 8 months ago

holy shit, he's just like those yankee boomers who insist the supposed 15 minute city a couple hundred km down the highway is under martial law and people aren't allowed to leave their district lmao

[-] spectre@hexbear.net 73 points 8 months ago

He's literally a fox News watcher just like the rest of them. Just gas him up and then put Miller/Hegseth/Thiel or whoever in his ear and he does whatever.

[-] into_highest_invite@lemmygrad.ml 32 points 8 months ago

he's worse. i hear he does whatever the last person he talked to says

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 79 points 8 months ago

Bit idea: Hijack Trump's TV and get him to believe that the Army is going to coup him so he disbands it

[-] godlessworm@hexbear.net 78 points 8 months ago

what if it turns out trump isnt even a bad guy and his team just shows him absurd AI generated slop all day thats meant to look like fox news so all of his political positions are just reactions to that

maybe he really thought he watched a video of venezuelan immigrants eating people’s pets because they showed him an AI one

he thought we had medbeds and all americans were gonna get a universal healthcare card to go into the medbed and “restore our health to 100” as the video said. honestly may have just cracked the code. maybe he really was an fbi informant on epstein

(im joking ofc hes a piece of shit)

[-] BabyTurtles@hexbear.net 73 points 8 months ago

It's been known that Trump basically holds the views of whoever he last talked to. Trump holds a meeting with Putin, comes out pro-Russia. Trump meets with a NATO general, comes out pro-NATO. Trump talks to Stephen Miller, and he wants to deport every immigrant. Trump sits with hotel and farm owners, he wants to bring in more immigrants on visas for cheap and expendable labor.

The real story here is who is pulling on Trump's strings right now and why do they want to pull out of their Portland invasion.

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 20 points 8 months ago

It's been known that Trump basically holds the views of whoever he last talked to.

Shit, we might get President Joe Rogan any day now

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 63 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

"Maybe he's not evil" is literally the thing everyone I've shared this with has said first lol "maybe he's just actually that stupid"

[-] bobs_guns@lemmygrad.ml 73 points 8 months ago

Evil that occurs as a result of stupidity is still evil.

[-] TreadOnMe@hexbear.net 14 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Yeah, Hanlon's Razor only applies to the causal nature of something, not it's morality. That said, it is a principle that is supposed to inspire empathy, but for me only inspire increasing scorn and disgust for those in power. Especially since they can't even bother to do all the evil shit they want to do competently. They are evil and stupid and somehow because they have more money than God are in control of things.

[-] miz@hexbear.net 46 points 8 months ago

The Trumpan Show (1998)

[-] LeninWalksTheEarth@hexbear.net 77 points 8 months ago

'Well wait a minute, am I watching things on television that are different from what's happening?

they are literally controlling him with a TV. God knows what he is watching too, some fake version of Fox News to make things look even worse

[-] renrenPDX@lemmy.dbzer0.com 36 points 8 months ago

Don't forget this classic: "In Springfield, they're eating the dogs, the people that came in, they're eating the cats. They're eating, they’re eating the pets of the people that live there. And this is what's happening in our country, and it's a shame.

[-] Rey_McSriff@hexbear.net 26 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

He's in a more evil version of those retirement homes where they trap senior citizens with fake bus stops

[-] segfault11@hexbear.net 68 points 8 months ago

antifa wins this round an-tifa

[-] Wheaties@hexbear.net 65 points 8 months ago

Am I watching things on television that are different from what's happening?

Yankees say this, then find a different more obscure television thats somehow even more divorced from what's happening

[-] purpleworm@hexbear.net 48 points 8 months ago

That quote from him is amazing. It's got fierce competition with "time of whatever" and talking about going to hell and that thing about Elizabeth Warren's husband, but it's up there.

[-] oscardejarjayes@hexbear.net 43 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

If you go take a look at the live camera feeds or recent drive-around footage of Portland, everything looks normal, there's literally nothing going on right now that would warrant even a fraction of that response. Protesting is basically non-existent right now, much less "war-ravaged" rioting.

"Since June 2025, more than two dozen people have been arrested in connection with protests". That's literally nothing, an average of around 1 person every 3 days. There's plenty of small short protests where way more than that get arrested.

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 42 points 8 months ago

It's so breathtakingly stupid. Motherfucker didn't bother to talk to the governer or anybody before telling everybody he was about to break the law and send troops. It's because of what he was watching on TV? It wasn't even some lanyard briefing him about privileged information??? At least Biden's mouth slowed him down when he had no idea what the fuck he was talking about.

[-] LangleyDominos@hexbear.net 31 points 8 months ago

This is what happened with Chicago. It feels like he forgot and just pushed it through without talking to his subordinates. He's used to being the boss of a company. I had an elderly boss before who would do stuff like that. He would come in, say we're doing something, something that he tried before but didn't work. The VP and other management had no idea. Once they found out it took a couple of days to talk him down and bring him back to reality.

These people spend like 30-40 years having their thoughts immediately acted upon by others. They're not used to slowing down and being critical. Once they get old they really lose it and don't/can't consider that they don't have the magic touch anymore.

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 30 points 8 months ago

Doubt it's tv he's getting these ideas from. It's X, which he rejoined right? The fascists just post complete misinformation on there about how cities are under siege and how horrible everything is and he just believes it.

[-] mar_k@hexbear.net 24 points 8 months ago

Truthsocial. He posts/reposts like 40 times a day on there

[-] P1d40n3@hexbear.net 30 points 8 months ago
[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 12 points 8 months ago
[-] Pastaguini@hexbear.net 25 points 8 months ago

The virgin adjusting your views after critically questioning previous information vs the chad inciting a civil war after slipping into fox-news induced delusion.

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 25 points 8 months ago

Archive link. The page won't serve to people outside the US

https://archive.is/YasrM

[-] Runcible@hexbear.net 22 points 8 months ago

undiluted Boomer President

[-] mayakovsky@hexbear.net 19 points 8 months ago

Is this not really a pipe?

[-] dead@hexbear.net 17 points 8 months ago

Is there a video of him saying this? I tried to find the video and I only see other articles citing KGW.

[-] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 5 points 8 months ago

the article says it was a phone interview, which afaict NBC has not published audio of.

[-] cypherpunks@lemmy.ml 6 points 8 months ago
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