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submitted 1 week ago by axont@hexbear.net to c/news@hexbear.net

Looks like that mysterious meeting where Hegseth called in a bunch of generals was to tell them to stop being so woke.

Also Hegseth apparently wants to relax restrictions on hazing and harassment. Hey I've got an idea. The military continues to fail its recruitment quotas, let's raise the physical requirements and foster a more toxic work environment. Hopefully this will result in a more dysfunctional US military and fewer war crimes in the name of imperialism

Death to America

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[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 49 points 1 week ago

This was far less ominous than I expected. I expected some declaration of war or that they need to be prepping hard for war.

[-] ChaosMaterialist@hexbear.net 50 points 1 week ago

I expected a purge. This is unexpectedly the funniest shit I've read all week!

[-] Cysioland@lemmygrad.ml 35 points 1 week ago

yeah, I can't believe that I'm saying that Mr Hegseth pleasantly surprised me

[-] Carl@hexbear.net 32 points 1 week ago

Imagining Trump doing the Saddam thing where he reads off a list of purged individuals while they're all in the audience.

[-] alexei_1917@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

Honestly, that's bloody hilarious no matter who does it. For different reasons, for sure, but funny in almost every case.

[-] regul@hexbear.net 28 points 1 week ago
[-] The_hypnic_jerk@hexbear.net 31 points 1 week ago

There kind of was, there was a threat of fall in line or get fired

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

This is clearly setting that up though.

[-] Test_Tickles@hexbear.net 35 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

this can't be the sole purpose for this gathering, right? this must be a cover for some closed door types of meetings, right? if not, then America continues to surprise me at how stupid it really is

[-] Lussy@hexbear.net 30 points 1 week ago

Another one of those moments where it’s so dumb we all expect there to be an alterior motive

[-] HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 week ago

Definitely nefarious shit going on in the background

Well, he also told a room full of seniors that have been at a desk for years that he was bringing back fitness requirements for generals lmao.

[-] Keld@hexbear.net 21 points 1 week ago

If that is anything and isnt just stopped for being stupid it will be selectively used against any senior officer who doesn't fall in line.

[-] SeizeTheBeans@hexbear.net 25 points 1 week ago

President Donald Trump is proposing using American cities as training grounds for the armed forces. He's suggesting U.S. military might be deployed against what he describes as the “invasion from within.”

Sounds pretty fuckin' ominous to me.

[-] peeonyou@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

woops i did not see that

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