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US Treasury unveils brand new Trump-Epstein $1 coin
(newsthump.com)
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It's not microplastics either (it's often starch or something right?).
Nowadays, it can be a lot of other polymer compounds reinforced with carbon fiber, but silver (or GOLD!) spray can make it go a few inches longer.
one day Trump is going to be so obsessed with gold, that he will spray paint himself gold.
If he hasn't already