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[-] Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 4 days ago

WordPress database error: [Deadlock found when trying to get lock; try restarting transaction] ALTER TABLE nt_td_app_notifications MODIFY COLUMN level text DEFAULT NULL

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 10 points 4 days ago

Maybe Bobby Tables will win the next Nobel peace price?

[-] Magnum@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 days ago

I hope so. Little Bobby Tables was always a good person!

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

His name is something like a disability in our modern world that he isn't to blame for. It was the schools IT who decided against prepared statements.

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