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[-] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 day ago

It's probably hungry, feed it a mouse.

The actual best thing to do, apart from getting professional help, would probably setting the climate control to the lowest temperature to make the snake slow and sluggish before doing anything else.

[-] MrLLM@ani.social 11 points 1 day ago

I thought it was sufficiently slow and sluggish already, you know, C is always been faster.

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 day ago
[-] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

2.4Ghz wireless.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

And once it's sluggish enough you can just put salt on it.

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