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[-] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 1 day ago

It's probably hungry, feed it a mouse.

The actual best thing to do, apart from getting professional help, would probably setting the climate control to the lowest temperature to make the snake slow and sluggish before doing anything else.

[-] MrLLM@ani.social 11 points 1 day ago

I thought it was sufficiently slow and sluggish already, you know, C is always been faster.

[-] SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 day ago
[-] dubyakay@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

2.4Ghz wireless.

[-] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

And once it's sluggish enough you can just put salt on it.

[-] WagnasT@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Must have left some ports open

[-] perishthethought@piefed.social 18 points 2 days ago

Maybe just let it REST?

[-] moosetwin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 1 day ago

Don't worry, I'll make sure to get rid of that python!

import shutil
import win32api
shutil.rmtree('C:', ignore_errors=True)
win32api.InitiateSystemShutdown()

notecode is human generated, cage free, "humanely" produced

[-] ZoteTheMighty@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

I only use pasture raised software, cage free just doesn't satisfy my itch for moral superiority.

[-] Klear@quokk.au 4 points 2 days ago

I have a ton of python experience.

Uhm...

Lemon curry?

[-] ulterno@programming.dev 0 points 2 days ago

You need a python expert with experience in not-breaking-stuff.

this post was submitted on 14 Oct 2025
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