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We ask you: Should Andrew be forced to have a shittier surname?
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Should give him a name title thing like they used to in the olden days, like Richard the Brave.
We'll call him, Andrew the Pedophile.
I've had the same thought about Trump. A proper punishment for him would be that he is forced to change his last name to "Pedophile."
He'd be "President Pedophile." He owns "Pedophile Tower" in New York.
That's what I've been calling him on truth social on his posts, well pedophile president.
I've changed it to yours now tho.
think british, nonce of andrew.
Is nonce a pedophile?
Generally speaking, yes.
Might (in some regions) just mean "fool/idiot", but the majority of people would take it as a synonym for "paedo".
Too on the nose.
I like Andrew the Sweaty.