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[-] dumbass@aussie.zone 18 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Should give him a name title thing like they used to in the olden days, like Richard the Brave.

We'll call him, Andrew the Pedophile.

[-] logicbomb@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

I've had the same thought about Trump. A proper punishment for him would be that he is forced to change his last name to "Pedophile."

He'd be "President Pedophile." He owns "Pedophile Tower" in New York.

[-] dumbass@aussie.zone 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That's what I've been calling him on truth social on his posts, well pedophile president.

I've changed it to yours now tho.

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

think british, nonce of andrew.

[-] Pringles@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 month ago
[-] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 1 points 1 month ago

Generally speaking, yes.

Might (in some regions) just mean "fool/idiot", but the majority of people would take it as a synonym for "paedo".

[-] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Too on the nose.

I like Andrew the Sweaty.

[-] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 5 points 1 month ago

Yes. I suggest replacing them with "Nonceson". It has a certain ring to it.

[-] Zier@fedia.io 3 points 1 month ago

Andrew Bellend

[-] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 3 points 1 month ago

nonce andrews?

[-] hellfire103@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 month ago
[-] altasshet@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

How about Andrew Epstein, after his good friend?

Bit the onion but no, name should stay the same so folks begin building that name association so that future royal sex pests are easier to thwart.

[-] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 month ago

Peter File.

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 2 points 1 month ago

I call him Andrew, Prince of the Nonces.

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