Just saying it again. HR roles are roles that attract former high school bullies.

• look for any reason, no matter how small or minute, to keep jobs away from people. Literally you are paid to exclude people from the economy

• You have no shame so you’re not embarrassed by pretending to be a quirky little dumbass who can’t read resumes or gets all scawed and confoosed when not everything is spoonfed to them, or just “forgetting” every step of the way. I swear, HR enjoys acting stupid.

• Finding any excuse to fire everyone or not hire anyone and frame it not as porky’s incompetence, but porky having such high expectations actually.