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[-] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago

Octopus didn't memorize shit. They saw fish and went to get them. Security guard don't give a fuck about the fish tanks, they were at the gate all night.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 13 points 4 months ago

Can confirm, have been a guard.

'Rounds' were check boxes on a piece of paper. TF do I care whether doors are secure, it's not my department store.

[-] corsicanguppy@lemmy.ca 3 points 4 months ago

Can rebut; was also a guard, briefly, first with rounds at a remote pulp mill, and then pit-lamping hobos at a construction site. Raccoons and bears and cougars -- oh my!

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