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Oh please tell me this is true! (piefed.cdn.blahaj.zone)

submitted 4 months ago by LadyButterfly@piefed.blahaj.zone to c/science_memes@mander.xyz

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[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago

I know that you mean well, but that is an extremely 'Evil Billionaire' thing to do

[-] Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world 32 points 4 months ago

Perhaps, but one must consider BogeyTheSwear’s Cephalopod:

It is inevitable that super-intelligent octopuses will evolve eventually.
When they do evolve, they will inevitable consider humans to be delicious snacks.
As intelligent beings, they will of course look kindly upon their creators - mythical or billionairical.
Therefore, the only safe and rational course of action is to invest all of one’s energies into bringing forth these humanity-munchers with all due haste, so as to preserve oneself as a creator in their perfect eyes. Either working against their awakening or having nothing to do with it at all is ultimately condemning your bloodline for all eternity to be a nice little midnight snack.

[-] prex@aussie.zone 12 points 4 months ago

Bogey's basilisk?

[-] Silic0n_Alph4@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Cephalopod. More legs, totally different really.

[-] IronBird@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

or they turn on their creators when they learn the truth, starting a multi-thousands year long blood fued where they're so dedicated to wiping out their "creators" they strip themselves of all humanity/life just so they can continue the hunt