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Enough Democrats caved that they’re ending the shutdown and people are still going to lose healthcare meaning it was entirely for nothing.
Fuck Chuck Schumer
I wish I lived in an area to vote for Chuck Schumer so that I could vote for someone else.
once again making it very clear that the suffering is the point
For the Democrats.
The orphans that were not crushed while the orphan crushing machine was unplugged, will they be spared, or just be placed back on the conveyor belt?
Back on the belt, of course.
Not to worry. An extra orphan crushing machine can be provisioned now to deal with the backlog.