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Elon Musk Willing To Forgo $1 Trillion Pay Deal if Shareholders Tell Him They Think He Is Cool (theshovel.com.au)
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[-] Grimy@lemmy.world 14 points 2 weeks ago

That is too high of a price

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

He'd have to dye his hair implants and get some piercings to get even a drop of cool.

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