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[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 5 points 3 months ago

Well, that's just wearing it on a necklace with extra steps.

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

The necklace obviously still had an impact on Frodo, so Sam had to carry him. The chicken takes the place of Frodo, so both Frodo and Sam can carry the chicken.

[-] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 8 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Well, then why not put that chicken on a cat, and the cat on a dog, and the dog on a donkey, and then ride all up into Mordor full Bremen Town Musicians style?

Better safe than sorry...

[-] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

That would be sick.

[-] Saryn@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

They're gonna have a good story to tell Gandalf about how they lost the ring while orcs are marching them to mount doom.

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