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[-] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Ron said he's sick of everyone calling his lifts gay high heels. After which he yelled, "they are not gay! Nothing is gay! Staying stuff is gay is illegal!" In response, one reporter said, "Ron we now our gay apparel?" And Ron said "it's Don that's gay he blew Clinton and I'm removing gay references from all of Christmas!"

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