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[-] xxce2AAb@feddit.dk 44 points 2 weeks ago

"It's not even about homosexuality. I just don't want any of you to be happy or joyful."

[-] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 11 points 2 weeks ago

In fairness, Christmas creeps the shit out of me. It's so gaudy, ultra-commercial and fueled with fake happiness and holiday cheer nobody gets to experience because it's so damn stressful socially and financially, that's one tradition I'd gladly do without.

Fuck Christmas.

Oh and yeah, fuck DeSantis too. No relationship, just something that needs saying.

[-] pupbiru@aussie.zone 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

i find it far less stressful these days

people know i nether give nor would i like to receive presents - i buy little gifts for people to solve problems for them all the time and give them when i’ve bought them

i don't consume much that has ads so i just don’t see much of the commercial aspect unless i’m physically in a place

not giving gifts means im not often physically in places to see the ultra commercial crap

if someone makes christmas socially stressful for me, they get less time next year… i wont tell them: they’re usually too “busy” (in their own world) to notice, and eventually i just don't see them at christmas… or i see them a tolerable amount

i also do “orphans christmas” with friends, even though im from the city i live in and my family are all still here… my chosen family are just as (more: let’s go with more) important to me as my biological family

christmas is an excuse to catch up with people you don’t see very often… it’s up to you to choose to make it only that. don’t let other people’s expectations stress you out

[-] napoleonsdumbcousin@feddit.org 3 points 2 weeks ago

My whole family decided many years ago that nobody should expect gifts at christmas (children still got some toys but everybody grew up since) and it increased everybody's enjoyment of christmas greatly. Nobody has to waste time trying to get stuff for people that already have everything they need and run around in stores and tick off lists. We just come together and have a good time.

You can just say no to the commercialisation and enjoy christmas as it is actually meant to be.

[-] Blaster_M@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

There is no Christ in Christmas

[-] skisnow@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago

Had to check what community I was in for a moment

[-] ExtremeDullard@piefed.social 9 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Easy workaround:

[...]
It's the hap-happiest season of all,
With those holiday greetings and homosexual happy meetings [...]

There... Not banned anymore 🙂

[-] ptz@dubvee.org 9 points 2 weeks ago

[DeSantis Watching The Flintstones] Have a what old time?!

[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 6 points 2 weeks ago

I live in Florida, and I straight up believed that headline. I would not be the least bit surprised if that headline were real.

[-] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Its why the onion is struggling for content. Most of the unbelievable stuff is true.

While listening to some Christmas music from [REDACTED]-Siberian Orchestra

[-] justlemmyin@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Is this rea... Oh

[-] MisterOwl@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Fuckin Onion, ya got me this time.

[-] Itdidnttrickledown@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

He is not a happy camper.

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Make the yuletide homosexual

[-] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Ron said he's sick of everyone calling his lifts gay high heels. After which he yelled, "they are not gay! Nothing is gay! Staying stuff is gay is illegal!" In response, one reporter said, "Ron we now our gay apparel?" And Ron said "it's Don that's gay he blew Clinton and I'm removing gay references from all of Christmas!"

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