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Christmas Animals
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A place for majestic STEMLORD peacocking, as well as memes about the realities of working in a lab.

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This is a science community. We use the Dawkins definition of meme.
Not exactly north pole.
To be fair, neither are reindeer IRL.
Santa's sleigh should be pulled by 8 murderous polar bears.
Murderous flying polar bears.
It's a ton better, you're not going to get many that are literally at the North Pole.
Exactly. Ain't nothin alive up there besides scientists running from student loan debt.
What limits their migration further north in western Eurasia?
Real estate prices.
🎵Rudolph with his nose so red, better run now or you'll soon be dead🎶
But santa lives in Finland...
...And commutes to the North Pole workshop M W F and works from home on Tue and Thu. Try and keep up, OK?
Wasn’t that what the witch from Narnia did?
And Santa is a much more powerful demon. So that tracks.