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We’re about to declare an invasion of Venezuela. I fucking hate everybody. (hexbear.net)

submitted 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) by Lussy@hexbear.net to c/chapotraphouse@hexbear.net

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Like, everyone fucking sucks in this country.

Edit: jesus fucking christ, just verbal masturbation and racist bullshit for 20 minutes under the guise of a declaration of war lmao what a fucking clown car of a country.

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[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 24 points 3 weeks ago

I prefer the anonymity of placing my messages in bottles and dropping them into the ocean. The mistress of the tides will guide them

[-] Red_October@hexbear.net 18 points 3 weeks ago

Good idea, comrade. Our dialectical materialism speaks to universal truth. Giving bottles of truth to the ocean means trusting Poseidon to spread our revolutionary message to those who need it at random.

Take another thousand men with you to the shores. We need 30 truth bottles from each man in those seas by 21:00 each day.