There's a femme CAD??

also she could have just consulted the handy 'how to spot a fake gamer' guide:

. Frequently pronounces video games 'Bideo Bames'

. Will often say 'I need help passing this level it's really hard' then when you look at their screen it's running Microsoft Excel 2007

. They invite you over to their place to check out their game collection and it's just every season of Frasier (still impressive)

. Their Xbox One is actually a series of tissue boxes glued together with the word 'NINTEMDO' painted over it

. When you ask their favourite video game they respond by doing a series of skilful backflips, temporarily distracting you from having asked the question in the first place

. Keeps a secret diary diary with 'I HATE VIDEO GAMES AND I NEVER PLAY THEM' written on every page