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[-] Moidialectica@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

i actually really like this comic

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 65 points 2 days ago

2010 is closer to the height of the Aztec Empire than it is to now

Feelin' old yet? smuglord

[-] Krem@hexbear.net 9 points 2 days ago

You were born closer to Cleopatra's time than to the Stegosaurus

[-] SuperZutsuki@hexbear.net 40 points 2 days ago

This is from (ostensibly) Christmas 2010 and Portal came out in November 2007. The meme was already beyond dead at that point. pika-cousin-suffering

[-] MemesAreTheory@hexbear.net 14 points 2 days ago

The Internet moved slower back then yells-at-cloud

[-] Awoo@hexbear.net 38 points 2 days ago

you can find the redditors by yelling china into the crowd and seeing who responds with Tienanmen holodomor 1984

[-] supafuzz@hexbear.net 42 points 2 days ago

This post is a triumph

I'm making a note here, huge success

[-] ClathrateG@hexbear.net 31 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

There's a femme CAD??

also she could have just consulted the handy 'how to spot a fake gamer' guide:

. Frequently pronounces video games 'Bideo Bames'

. Will often say 'I need help passing this level it's really hard' then when you look at their screen it's running Microsoft Excel 2007

. They invite you over to their place to check out their game collection and it's just every season of Frasier (still impressive)

. Their Xbox One is actually a series of tissue boxes glued together with the word 'NINTEMDO' painted over it

. When you ask their favourite video game they respond by doing a series of skilful backflips, temporarily distracting you from having asked the question in the first place

. Keeps a secret diary diary with 'I HATE VIDEO GAMES AND I NEVER PLAY THEM' written on every page

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 31 points 2 days ago

Should've just consulted the handy dandy guide

[-] LeninWeave@hexbear.net 32 points 2 days ago

How to spot a Gamer

You yell "sieg" and see who replies with "heil!" i-am-adolf-hitler

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 7 points 2 days ago
[-] HexReplyBot@hexbear.net 3 points 2 days ago

I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:

[-] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

They could make a gooner version with minimal effort lol

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 29 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Ah yes a classic.

[-] GoodGuyWithACat@hexbear.net 12 points 2 days ago

When does the narwhal bacon?

[-] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 19 points 2 days ago

That was a terrible joke and you ought to be ashamed

[-] wideopenarms@hexbear.net 11 points 2 days ago

Call me unc, idk, I still listen to the song sometimes just cause I kinda like it and find glados' character funny even though I find it cringe to say "the cake is a lie" irl

[-] Flyberius@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

๐Ÿ‘ˆ speech-side-r-1 THE CAKE IS A LIE! speech-side-r-2

[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago
[-] BGDelirium@hexbear.net 4 points 1 day ago
[-] tombruzzo@hexbear.net 2 points 1 day ago

Uh, look out guys, I've located an Epic Gamer who Gets It here.

[-] The_hypnic_jerk@hexbear.net 8 points 2 days ago

that website, girlzngames.com, now links to the portfolio of a Jan Winters, who has a pretty dope website showing their film work.

Imdb shows they did some work with devolver in the past, so likely was made aware of this strip, and then lucked out and grabbed the URL. This is my running theory

[-] dead@hexbear.net 5 points 2 days ago
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