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[-] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 43 points 4 months ago

I eat dairy still but oat milk is tasty af tbh

[-] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 10 points 4 months ago
[-] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

No. Macadamia butt milk is superior.

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 months ago

Ooooh (except for the butt part, what)
I love me some macadamia nuts

[-] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 4 months ago

I tried to type nut, but my keyboard autocorrect kept changing it to but, so I decided to roll withit lol

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 4 points 4 months ago

That does make sense, and I should have been able to guess that by context, but it is much funnier this way

[-] J92@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

I have a butt, Greg. Can you milk me??

[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago

Legit. Gotta be fresh, homemade stuff can be slimy. But oat milk is dank.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago

How do you find the oat nipples, let alone grasp them?

[-] HertzDentalBar@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 4 months ago

Oats are actually the nipples of a tiny cow.

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