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why do i still see peta ads despite all the controversy?

Why do Americans give Santa cookies and milk? He's not 5 years old. Leave him a glass of water, and a couple of ibuprofen. He's not feeling great after every child in Britain left him a mince pie and an alcoholic beverage.

[-] ThomasWilliams@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

....because a 5 year old leaving cognac and a biscotti might be a bit inappropriate ?

[-] Berengaria_of_Navarre@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

I always left him a glass of sherry and all the other kids I knew left either sherry or whiskey. It's tradition damn it!

[-] Johanno@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago

Ibuprofen and alcohol do not mix well. Well except you want totally get hammered

What? Drinking while taking ibuprofen just increases the risk of stomach bleeding and ulcers, it doesn't get you hammered.

[-] svcg@lemmy.blahaj.zone 28 points 1 day ago

The list of vegan crimes keeps mounting:

  1. This poster is one of the worst things I've ever seen.
  2. Vegans will lie to your face about how good oat milk is. (You made my coffee taste like porridge, you bastards!)

(/hj)

[-] CreativeShotgun@lemmy.world 6 points 9 hours ago

Vegans are annoying but oat milk is delicious you simple carrot stick. Like many ingredients they are not completely interchangeable.

Poster is awful though

[-] snowby@lemmy.ca 1 points 6 hours ago

I don't hear anything from vegans, but I always hear people complaining about them and it's annoying af.

[-] SippyCup@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 hours ago

Listen I am the first to malign the vegans but oat milk is vastly superior to milk in every way you stale muffin.

[-] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 2 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

I like oatmilk for cereal, protein shakes, and sometimes breadmaking, but idk about coffee.

[-] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 7 points 1 day ago

Yeah I like non dairy milks, especially soy and nutmilks, but oat milk is just watery oatmeal...

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[-] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 16 points 1 day ago

Are we all ignoring Mrs. I Love Fiber???

[-] garbagebagel@lemmy.world 40 points 2 days ago

I eat dairy still but oat milk is tasty af tbh

[-] supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz 10 points 2 days ago
[-] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

No. Macadamia butt milk is superior.

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago

Ooooh (except for the butt part, what)
I love me some macadamia nuts

[-] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 day ago

I tried to type nut, but my keyboard autocorrect kept changing it to but, so I decided to roll withit lol

[-] J92@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I have a butt, Greg. Can you milk me??

[-] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

That does make sense, and I should have been able to guess that by context, but it is much funnier this way

[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago

Legit. Gotta be fresh, homemade stuff can be slimy. But oat milk is dank.

[-] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago

How do you find the oat nipples, let alone grasp them?

Oats are actually the nipples of a tiny cow.

[-] djsoren19@lemmy.blahaj.zone 26 points 2 days ago

this has gotta be AI generated right? they really have no sense of shame at all

[-] python@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago

Nope, I saw plenty of bad art before AI became a thing and this is 100% handmade. Not 100% original though, as the lines were clearly traced. You can actually tell the person who made it is fairly inexperienced in art because they used the airbrush for every single shadow and highlight, so being this anatomically correct on the lines would not be consistent if they weren't tracing.

[-] Deceptichum@quokk.au 5 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

Nobody has any frame of reference for AI, they don’t even know what old school digital art looked like apparently. It’s just anything that isn’t perfect or intentionally ugly must be AI.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen an AI pillow shade.

[-] Micromot@piefed.social 16 points 2 days ago

Doesn't look like ai so maybe they paid an artist

[-] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 7 points 1 day ago

Something about it does seem a little off, like they missed a line when they traced the hand so it looks like his finger is broken, but I don't think it was AI...?

[-] LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 10 points 1 day ago

It looks like a composite. Like they did the main image with AI then touched up some areas or something. It really gives off the slop vibe but not fully.

[-] optissima@lemmy.ml 26 points 2 days ago

So is he still milking the elves or no?

[-] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 5 points 1 day ago

Whether he milks the elves or vice versa depends on whether you sort by the hetero tag.

[-] halvar@lemy.lol 11 points 1 day ago

This is like those Onion comics. Like literally, this could be an Onion comic.

[-] Redacted@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 days ago

He quite famously doesn't like a little naughty

[-] kelpie_returns@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Of all the vegans I have ever met, none of them have had that much muscle definition. Santa's on roids yall

[-] Cnote5@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)
[-] Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 days ago

We stan a vegan king!

This sentence is the origin story of the Arxur in Nature Of Predators

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