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[-] glorkon@lemmy.world 70 points 21 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

As a German I can confirm all stereotypes about us are completely true. We hate each other and ourselves, we only eat bratwurst and drink beer and we have no sense of humour whatsoever. My desktop wallpaper is a portrait of David Hasselhoff. I'm always punctual and I don't know how to party, which makes sense because I work all day anyway.

Hope this helps.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 26 points 20 hours ago* (last edited 20 hours ago)

It absolutely does thanks. I love when my baseless preconceived notions are completely validated by nameless strangers.

[-] xtools@programming.dev 2 points 13 hours ago

you also put tunke on your schnitzel, which would get you arrested and bull whipped in Austria

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 4 points 17 hours ago

But what about the crazy German dungeon porn and the sex clubs‽

[-] HerrVorragend@lemmy.world 6 points 16 hours ago

Porn and sex is for the poors. Regular people don’t concern themselves with that kind of waste of energy.

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 4 points 14 hours ago

I always knew there was a reason God didn't make me a rich man.

[-] geizeskrank@feddit.org 6 points 19 hours ago

You forgot about our addictions to cars, dumb Ossi.

[-] glorkon@lemmy.world 1 points 19 minutes ago

Not an Ossi, you Flitzpiepe.

[-] voodooattack@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

Liar. You also invented abominations like that mite cheese shit. Wie schrecklich!

Edit : and here’s an explicit /s for the ones without a German-adjacent sense of humour.

[-] Saymaz@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 20 hours ago

What about your daily shifts at the gas chamber operation panel?

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