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[-] woodenghost@hexbear.net 4 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago)

Germany's "Green" party actually green-lighted this (no pun intended). Can't destroy the environment if there's none of it left.

Also that's what the famous mud wizard was protesting.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 2 points 4 hours ago

Smash capitalism or something idk. Fuck the opportunist parties

[-] BennyCHill@hexbear.net 8 points 5 hours ago

LOOK in the top left you can see those DISGUSTING wind turbines ruining our beautiful landscapes... SAD!

[-] glorkon@lemmy.world 63 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

As a German I can confirm all stereotypes about us are completely true. We hate each other and ourselves, we only eat bratwurst and drink beer and we have no sense of humour whatsoever. My desktop wallpaper is a portrait of David Hasselhoff. I'm always punctual and I don't know how to party, which makes sense because I work all day anyway.

Hope this helps.

[-] xtools@programming.dev 1 points 3 hours ago

you also put tunke on your schnitzel, which would get you arrested and bull whipped in Austria

[-] voodooattack@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Liar. You also invented abominations like that mite cheese shit. Wie schrecklich!

Edit : and here’s an explicit /s for the ones without a German-adjacent sense of humour.

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 3 points 7 hours ago

But what about the crazy German dungeon porn and the sex clubs‽

[-] HerrVorragend@lemmy.world 5 points 6 hours ago

Porn and sex is for the poors. Regular people don’t concern themselves with that kind of waste of energy.

[-] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 3 points 4 hours ago

I always knew there was a reason God didn't make me a rich man.

[-] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 20 points 11 hours ago* (last edited 11 hours ago)

It absolutely does thanks. I love when my baseless preconceived notions are completely validated by nameless strangers.

[-] geizeskrank@feddit.org 5 points 10 hours ago

You forgot about our addictions to cars, dumb Ossi.

[-] Saymaz@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 11 hours ago

What about your daily shifts at the gas chamber operation panel?

[-] Ephera@lemmy.ml 24 points 11 hours ago

You know how the US likes to obliterate countries for oil? Yeah, our power companies like to do that for coal.

[-] 7bicycles@hexbear.net 12 points 11 hours ago

Love to keep ~15k people employed at a subsidy cost of "you could gift everyone involved a guaranteed 5k€ a month pension tomorrow and be done with it". Truly in it for the love of the game alone

[-] ChaosMonkey@lemmy.dbzer0.com 26 points 12 hours ago
[-] huf@hexbear.net 6 points 11 hours ago

not even the biggest bagger!

[-] capuccino@lemmy.world 5 points 12 hours ago

they think that everything is ok as long they don't get close to the farlands.

[-] huf@hexbear.net 3 points 11 hours ago
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