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[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 198 points 1 month ago

It's not gendered, it's birds for turds and bees for pees.

[-] ollie@pawb.social 66 points 1 month ago

i like this one, very inclusive

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago

#everybodypoops

[-] nightofmichelinstars@sopuli.xyz 17 points 1 month ago

Not bees, they pees

[-] applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

#nobodypoopsbutyou

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago

So everybody is full of shit but me?

Fucking KNEW it.

[-] SendMePhotos@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Kim doesn't poop

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 month ago

He does, it's just pure gold and orchids.

[-] cassandrafatigue@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

What if I need to throw up?

Edit: wait. Obviously. Go into the brirds room and just grab somebody's face. 50/50 its what they're there for, right?

[-] eezeebee@lemmy.ca 10 points 1 month ago

[-] Eiri@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 month ago

Kinda nice but I would have never guessed

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

It doesn't really matter, it's all just sinks inside each one anyway.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

It's actually quite refreshing to have some female company at the next urinal along.

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