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If she can lift a whole ass sword at that age, fuck it, she earned it.

[-] Soggy@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

They only weigh a couple pounds.

[-] Dhs92@piefed.social 2 points 1 week ago

Do you know how weak little kids are? Most can barely lift a gallon of milk or juice

[-] EffortlessEffluvium@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

They can lift it long enough and high enough to create maximum spillage

[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

A gallon of milk is over 7lb

[-] VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

Depending on the sword, a gallon of milk is between three and six times the weight of the sword.

[-] SARGE@startrek.website 3 points 1 week ago

(not disagreeing with anyone, simply making observations from experience)

A German zweihander sword weighs around 8lbs, a gallon of milk is around 7. A typical hand and a half sword around 4, and a rapier can be as light as 2lbs easily.

The issue isn't really the weight though in my opinion, it's where the weight is distributed.

A gallon of milk is concentrated in a pretty small package that you can hold close to your own center of gravity.

A sword is long and it's weight, by design, is usually not close to the hilt of the blade. I'm not 100% sure on historic examples, but I try to keep the weight centered around 1/3 up the length of the blade on ones I make.

Practical upshot is that a lighter sword will flop around and stab people easier than a gallon of milk is dropped due to weight.

If you want a child to be accidentally dangerous, give them a sword. If you want them to be dangerous on purpose, give them a fixed blade knife under 7in.

[-] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Unless they are ceremonial.

Giant hungarian longswords, one of them is like two times size of a person_

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