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[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

In your defense, there’s also Dean Cain, the former Superman dude who became a maga chud who blabs about ICE and god

Too many of them

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago

I just assume anyone named after a biblical brother-murderer is going to be a bad guy unless they're Michael Caine, and even then I only assume he's wholesome because he has a cartoon accent.

[-] DragonBallZinn@hexbear.net 6 points 6 days ago

c/parenting name your sons “David”,

Goliath is winning sadness-abysmal

[-] Formerlyfarman@hexbear.net 4 points 6 days ago

What about kane from CNC? He seems ok

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago

Falls under the Michael Caine exception where a different spelling gives you the benefit of the doubt until proven to be biblically-accurate.

[-] SnakeEyes@hexbear.net 3 points 6 days ago

Michael Caine served in the Korean war, wants mandatory conscription, and less tax for the rich, he even describes himself as a Tory.

He is an asshole through and through

[-] happybadger@hexbear.net 2 points 6 days ago

Well shit. The Law of Cain is scientifically proven.

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