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[-] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 37 points 3 days ago

This is why all centrifuges should be hand-cranked.

Chase the lab blues away with some vigorous physical stimulation.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 3 days ago

Sorry, but there's been a blanket ban on any "vigorous physical stimulation" in the lab ever since the incident

[-] tomenzgg@midwest.social 9 points 3 days ago

Oh, you were one of them that worked with the dolphins?

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 3 days ago

I'm not at liberty to confirm or deny.

[-] LibertyLizard@slrpnk.net 17 points 3 days ago

Are you telling me I could get paid to hand-crank my centrifuge? I've been doing it for free all these years.

[-] anton@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 3 days ago

In lew of a hand cranked centrifuge, we installed a Crank machine next to the centrifuge, for "~~reforming offenders~~ stimulating researchers by teaching them habits of industry."

[-] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 8 points 3 days ago

...and does nothing useful.

So a day at the lab then.

this post was submitted on 22 Jan 2026
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