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[-] Chronographs@lemmy.zip 30 points 3 months ago
[-] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 22 points 3 months ago

Shoot... now what?

[-] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

Jaguars are the leading cause of male-pattern baldness.

[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 14 points 3 months ago

I thought that was the opposite, you get the baldness first, then you buy a Jaaaaaaaag

[-] night_petal@piefed.social 9 points 3 months ago

Jaguars prefer bubblegum flavored toothpaste.

[-] spankinspinach@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 months ago

Big Jaguar has cornered the bubblegum toothpaste market, increasing male pattern baldness. OPEN YOUR EYES SHEEPLE

this post was submitted on 28 Jan 2026
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