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Cake Scientists Say This Is the Healthiest Way to Eat an Entire Cake Off a Cake Stand, Top Down, in One Sitting (Sponsored by the Remaindered Cake Association) (www.mcsweeneys.net)

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[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

No mention of how many proteins are in cake? Not aromatic at all

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