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Cake Scientists Say This Is the Healthiest Way to Eat an Entire Cake Off a Cake Stand, Top Down, in One Sitting (Sponsored by the Remaindered Cake Association) (www.mcsweeneys.net)
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[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 days ago

Qu'ils mangent de la brioche!

[-] IncognitoMosquito@beehaw.org 2 points 5 days ago

A novel approach to SCP-871 containment

[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

No mention of how many proteins are in cake? Not aromatic at all

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