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[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Send the pedofile billionaires

[-] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

pedoplanet? this is how you get pedoplanet.

just kill them here so their bodies can rot and feed the planet.

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

as far as we know this is the pedo planet

[-] zbyte64@awful.systems 6 points 1 month ago

They said send them, never said in what condition.

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

They're probably so full of weird shit and plastic surgical filler they will contaminate wherever they die. Imo send them to mars alive. The microbes on them might help terraform mars if you send enough billionaires. All of them should do.

[-] tomiant@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Why all these fancy impractical scifi solutions when the problem can be solved by a single bullet to the forehead? You can even use those cattle euthanizers and save on the bullet.

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

That's a great idea, instead of building rockets to deliver them to mars we could build a giant gun and fire them into mars at crazy high velocity. An operation plumbob situation.

[-] bampop@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Haven't you seen Alien:Prometheus? Humanoid aliens sending their pedos to earth and dispersing their DNA to create a whole new pedosystem was what got us into this mess in the first place. We must not repeat the cycle!

[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Prometheus was a silly movie.

[-] Formfiller@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

They’ll never make it

[-] birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Why not ship them into Venus' surface? Much closer, anyway.

[-] Vupware@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Send them on a generation ship without medbays with Hormel and Campbell’s and Dasani

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Excuse me but if alpo's good enough for daisy, it's good enough for them

[-] Numenor@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Planet of the Rapes. Oh my God, I was wrong it was Earth all along!

[-] DancingBear@midwest.social 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

I don’t like comparing inter and intra and extra species behavior to what humans call rape. Not a fun path to go down.

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