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[-] 4am@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 days ago

Is it like having a rudder to steer better with?

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 27 points 2 days ago

No, the article says the rules afford suit material based on factors including 3D modeling of their crotch (not joking). Some athletes are injecting hyaluronic acid to temporarily bulk up their bulges during measurement to gain more suit material and potentially lift, like a flying squirrel.

[-] sober_monk@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

"I'll do anything to win gold."

"Here, stab yourself in the cock with this syringe."

"...silver's good too."

this post was submitted on 06 Feb 2026
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